First it was Florida Man...then Florida Woman...now there's FLORIDA BAT!!!

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 07/20/2018 at 10:20 • Filed to: shitpost, Florida Bat, Florida Man, Florida woman, Florida, Rabies, Bloodsucker, Vampire

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WTF

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If Kinja’d see comments

boredalways > boredalways 07/20/2018 at 10:19

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http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/rabid-bat-found-clinging-to-woman-s-arm-in-sun-city-center

LOREM IPSUM > boredalways 07/20/2018 at 10:22

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Keep Florida Batshit.

benjrblant > boredalways 07/20/2018 at 10:29

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Related: cool podcast about rabies, antibodies, and how some people might be able to recover from it. From Radiolab:  https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/312245-rodney-versus-death/

vondon302 > benjrblant 07/20/2018 at 12:16

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That's a good one!

Joe6pack > boredalways 07/20/2018 at 14:05

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Wacko > LOREM IPSUM 07/20/2018 at 15:07

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no worries there

thats like saying keep water wet

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > LOREM IPSUM 07/20/2018 at 15:12

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can we sink it first?

i kinda got a bet riding on the netherlands outlasting florida when the sea levels go up...

the person i bet would be underwater if i win... but i’d still like to win... money be damned

LOREM IPSUM > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/20/2018 at 15:24

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Cali first. They’ve been promising that it would break off at the fault line an d sink into the ocean for decades. Florida might be more deserving though.

His Stigness > LOREM IPSUM 07/20/2018 at 16:17

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Cool your jets bro. 

LOREM IPSUM > His Stigness 07/20/2018 at 16:20

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I’m sure you can swim, and you seem like you’ve been looking for a change. 

Besides, Vegas would be even better if it had ocean views.

His Stigness > LOREM IPSUM 07/20/2018 at 16:31

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Yeah, I can swim. But I want a change within California . But, I will accept California breaking off if we get to be our country.

And if we had two coasts I could move inland and still be by the beach.